When a writer kills off a character
When you kill off your own character
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
All credit goes to WTFFanfiction.
Have an early christmas treat.
Oh my god, Germany’s voicemailh elp me
THAT WAS JUST HIS FACE
he fLEW DICK FIRST
IT WAS NOT BREAD AT ALL
Boost it, electrocute it, rocketship it
She is currently behind Justin Bieber and Katy Perry.
Can we please not let that happen, thanks
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS SO VERY WRONG
this is beautiful
nothing says hope quite like flowers growing through the cracks in concrete
This is exactly why I always think. If flowers can grow through the tiniest of cracks in the ground (and I’ve seen it happen in the places you wouldn’t think ANYTHING could squeeze through) then why the hell can’t I grow through my circumstances?